Crank Sturgeon - St. Doggery

 Here's something weird. Crank Sturgeon is probably the most eccentric artist in the modern noise scene. His shows are a sight to behold.
Be prepared for strange.
Placenta Recordings
2011

Mediafire 
1
Mary Ellen Bautista

2
Quite Seise Asswhole

3
And It´s Fifty

4
Clum

5
Colonel Horn Pole

6
Unstable Hake Shaker

7
Ash Hole; Raise The Bar A Bit

8
Sonrei Michael

White Mice - Ghanjahovahdose

You probably already know who this is. You've probably already downloaded this somewhere else. Just in case, here you go. Play this in a church.

20 Buck Spin



1
Passsthefissst 3:07
2
Ganjahovahdose 3:38
3
Hard On Of Edam 3:28
4
Placenta The Crotchtower 3:55
5
Peeeugenicyst 2:45
6
Ape-Caca-Lips 2:05
7
Crapture 4:29
8
Shroud Of Urine 2:41
9
Onth' Ragggnarock 3:20
10
The Narcomacauleekalcoholicost 3:51

Cripple Bastards - Variante Alla Morte

Cripple Bastards is an Italian band that takes influence from the earliest grindcore acts. This disc is full of blistering tracks that are sure to wear you the fuck out. Also, the last track's intro features Eric Wood and John Wiese of Bastard Noise fame.

Deep Six Records
2008
 

1 Faccia Da Contenitore
2 Variante Alla Morte
3 Pedinati
4 Allergie Da Contatto
5 Insofferenza
6 Lo Sfregio E Le Sue Ombre
7 Inverno Nel Ghetto
8 Spirito Di Ritorsione
9 L'Uomo Dietro Al Vetro Opaco
10 Sorriso Decubitale
11 Stimolo Chimico
12 Cedimento Strutturale
13 Sangue Chiama
14 Implacabile Verso Il Buio
15 Stupro E Addio
16 Confessionale In Bianco E Nero
17 Marchio Catastale
18 Gli Anni Che Non Ritornano
19 Karma Del Riscatto
20 Regredito A Che Punto
21 Falsificato Ideale
22 Sottoposti A Taglio
23 Conquista Dell'Isolamento
24 Auto-Azzeramento
Featuring – Bastard Noise Noises – Wood*, Wiese*


Swellbow/Violent Americans split

Skate punk done right. Another DIY Noise release. As with past tape uploads, I didn't cut the renderings into separate tracks. I think I may have fixed the problem with the low volume, though. Gaingaingaingaingain.

Support the label.
 
 
Swellbow
1. Rip It Up
2. Bad Habits
3. Perfect Life
4. Bigshot Jock
 
Violent Americans
1. Abuse
2. Brain Shralp
3. Digging a Hole
4. #1 Bad Dude



Ultra//Negative - Finally I'm at Peace

Crusty grindcore out of Portsmouth, NH. Don't know much about these guys, except that this tape is great.
I rendered this as one track, didn't feel like cutting it up.
Also, it's really quiet (most likely due to my shit recording set up) so keep that in mind when listening to this.

Check out Opaqus Tapes @:

2011


The Festival of Dead Deer - The Many Faces of Mental Illness (A Collection)

Spastic hardcore, basically a discography.

It came out on 31G records, 'nuff said.


2001

1. Episodes
2. Monotones
3. Stagnant
4. My Name’s Explicit
5. A Controlled Response
6. In Fifty Words or Less
7. Rated Are
8. The Coming of Going
9. What Makes Sense
10. Basura Blanca
11. Before Narcolepsy
12. Hunting
13. Limited Edition of Zero
14. Inner Planetary Reasoning

Looking for an Answer - Split the Suffering, Split the Pain

Looking for an Answer is a spanish death/grind band. This disc contains a medley of tracks from old splits and some unreleased shit. Also features covers of Napalm Death, Terrorizer, Denak, and Ruido de Rabia.

Don't be dumb.
Download this.
2010
Deep Six Records

1
Dudar De La Existencia 0:53
2
Simplemente Escoria Humana 0:47
3
Los Olvidados 1:33
4
Miserable Realidad 0:09
5
Vendidos A Su Suerte 0:59
6
El Significado Del Odio 1:22
7
Realidad Educativa 0:51
8
Una Mentira Llamada Dios 0:25
9
El Círculo Vicioso De La Incoherencia 0:20
10
Bienestarismo Especista 2:05
11
Su Opio 0:08
12
La Estética Del Terror 0:56
13
Eutanasia 0:19
14
Conocimiento Implica Responsabilidad 1:06
15
Genocidio Multinacional 0:37
16
Cadáveres De Libertad 2:04
17
Realidades De Su Guerra 0:17
18
Nuestra Postura 1:05
19
Curación Contra Lucro 1:20
20
Consumo Genera Explotación 1:03
21
Invasión 0:40
22
Verdadero Enemigo 0:46
23
Voluntaria Ignorancia 1:34
24
El Recuerdo 1:06
25
Cruel Rutina 1:16
26
Parásito Humano 2:48
27
Vuestra Libertad 0:32
28
La Vida Profesional 4:05
29
Cinismo Colateral 1:02
30
Fear Of Napalm (Terrorizer)
Written-By – Terrorizer
2:56
31
No Es Justo / Son Complices (Denak)
Guest Vocals – Santi (5) Written-By – Denak
3:09
32
The Missing Link (Napalm Death)
Written-By – Napalm Death
2:15
33
Prison Without Walls (Napalm Death)
Written-By – Napalm Death
0:36
34
Alianza Educativa Para Una Raza De Esclavos (Ruido De Rabia)
Written-By – Ruido De Rabia
3:03

Bastard Noise/Bizarre Uproar split

Bastard Noise: You should already know about them. Their tracks are tits.

Bizarre Uproar: I'm actually surprised by what Posse Markula has recorded here. Most of the Bizarre Uproar I've heard is extremely feedback driven, and I personally don't give a shit about that side of noise. (maybe I'm just a pussy but solid feedback tones make me uncomfortable.)
Sterilization 1+2 are relatively quiet, but if digested through headphones you realize a lot is going on. It sounds like a loop station is involved. If modern BxUx sounded more like this I'd probably be more into them.

Thumbprint Press (Trogotronic?)
1999


Bile Nephrosis - Capital

I'm not the biggest fan of drum machines/drum programming in death metal/goregrind but these dudes do it better than most. If you can get over the one sample blast beats this album is actually really good. It's heavy without being ridiculous, and groovy without being cheap. It's all presented with it's fair share of fucked up movie and television samples. I love this CD.
 

Goresoaked Productions
2008


Damion Romero - Negative


I really suck at writing reviews, especially over noise releases, but 3 things:
1. Damien Romero's Negative opens with a thunderstorm.
2. I played this disc for the first time on a stormy night driving from North Omaha to Papillion.
3. It was one of the most nerve wracking experiences of my life.
 
Imagine the anxiety induced by being tailed by a cop while stoned, amplified ten fold.

I'm glad I made it home safe.
 
PACrecs/TRONIKS
2006
 
1. Negative


The Bagheads - 32 Tracks Demo

This is The Bagheads, two meth fueled junkies named Andy and Tony. The duo spews out 32 tracks of grinding shit in the span of about 5 minutes.

Andy and Tony are in a constant war against Gusto's.

DIY Noise
2011

1. Intro/Montezuma's Revenge
2. Piss Poor
3. Around The Way Girl
4. Mad Mohicans
5. The Pause
6. Smoke Weed
7. Douching
8. WBI Rules
9. Get A Grip
10. Fuck Work & Die
11. Idiots
12. Among The Living
13. Chess
14. Besmirched
15. Sponsored By Quiznos
16. If It Wasn't For Shoes And BBQ I'd Be Vegan
17. Piss Up A Rope
18. Twin Bed
19. The Overweight Lovers Gig At Gusto's
20. Penis Geyser Rules
21. Denny's
22. Aloha,Fucker
23. Drinking Low Life In The Parking Lot
24. Animal (WASP Cover)
25. Fuck Aerosmith,Fuck AC/DC
26. Renaissance Faire
27. The Length
28. Shithole
29. Hardcore Pawn
30. Weekend At Bernies With Seth Putnam's Body
31. Boytoucher
32. The Legend Of The Bagheads

Cock E.S.P. vs. The Jaguar

Cock E.S.P: Real Amurrican Noise

No fucking idea who The Jaguar is.
Picked this up at Amoeba Records in LA. One solid track.

Audiobot
2005
 
 
1. Untitled     2:35

AMK - Play

Another Pure release re-released by the RRRecords parent label.

AMK is a legend.

RRRecords
1995
01. Michael Johnson: Montage Loop Sample One (0:05)
02. AMK: Montage Loop Sample One (0:59)
03. Wm. Christman: Epee Icon (3:47)
04. Michael Johnson: Montage Loop Sample Two (0:05)
05. AMK: Montage Loop Sample Two (1:08)
06. AMK: Sound Powder [Chemical Toybox mix] (5:06)
07. Michael Johnson: Montage Loop Sample Three (0:07)
08. AMK: Montage Loop Sample Three (1:14)
09. AMK (w/Damion Romero): Approach/Arrive 11-5-94 [Eric Lanzillotta mix 1] (7:03)
10. AMK (w/Damion Romero): Approach/Arrive 11-5-94 [Eric Lanzillotta mix 2] (10:06)
11. Michael Johnson: Montage Loop Sample Four (0:04)
12. AMK: Montage Loop Sample Four (1:08)
13. PBK: Necritskan Encapsulate (4:21)
14. Michael Johnson: Montage Loop Sample Five (0:06)
15. AMK: Montage Loop Sample Five (1:06)
16. AMK & Haploid: Hold Pia (5:30)
17. Michael Johnson: Montage Loop Sample Six (0:05)
18. AMK: Montage Loop Sample Six (1:07)
19. 3KSK & AMK: Travels (4:27)
20. AMK: Montage Loop Sample Seven (0:05)
21. AMK: Montage Loop Sample Seven (1:09)
22. Crawl Unit: Lichtenstein Variation (2:25)

Macronympha - Intensive Care


Macronympha on this recording is Joseph Roemer and Tim Oliveira. This album is extremely loud, extremely violent, and extremely harsh. Would expect anything less from Macronympha?

Intensive Care kills.

"More like a mirror we reflect society, some things you might not ordinarily look at. A dark and perversely twisted photo-journalism. Freaks and other like-minded individuals aren't the only people who can look past "-isms" and "-ologies" to find a relevant voice. NOISE is as old as millions of years of volcanic eruption and mountain erosion. The modern industry of metal and machines added more to this mix. All we do is use everything at our disposal to record the true power that had been filling the airwaves since the beginning of time." -- Joseph Roemer

Self Abuse Records
1998
Download from:

1
Fucking My Nurse In The Dark (After She Gives Me The Morphine Shot) 23:37
2
Flesh-Eating Bacteria 23:37
3
Polygamic Cyst 10:52
4
Ruptured Spleen 14:05

MAAAA - Sampo Distortion

MAAAA rules, and Sampo Distortion is no exception. Russian harsh noise with a bit of hardcore punk (I use that genre loosely). 
24919 Records
2010

1. Sampo Distortion